We've become so desensitized to the malaproprisms, misspeaks and overall language butchering of our illustrious leader that we've begun to mentally correct his speeches without doing the appropriate due diligence required. The most glaring example is "No child left behind". We want to think he's truly the education president but what we failed to hear and what's been made evident recently, is he actually said, "Yo child left behind".
What are the odds the GOP's tobacco funding might dry up? No government effort's been as successful as prohibition and the war on drugs. It's high time we outlaw everything that's bad for us; sugar, fatty foods, reckless driving, cell phones, stupid people, nuclear warheads, bloated government spending, PACs, Supreme Court appointment of an unelected president. No one should be allowed to make decisions for themselves........oh wait, that sounds...........Stalinistic. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by kerry at June 6, 2003 11:22 AM | TrackBack