- Dog food is an important part of a balanced breakfast. - Ashes from the 'chiminea' make good finger paints. - Pee = puddle and puddles are for playing in. - Dog poo is fun to play with. - Fastidious behaviour is intermittent.....parental pants are for wiping hands. - Peanut butter sandwiches are best consumed in large quanities accompanied by garbled hollering. - aaaaaaaaaahhhh means "now" and waaaaaaa means "water", not in that order. - LaLa is the yellow TeleTubby.......but ma-ma can mean daddy? - Nothing's more facinating than blue water in the toilet.....except maybe a toy floating in it. - Want a Weapon of Mass Destruction? Check a toddler's diaper. - Alarm clocks are a waste of electricity. - Remote controls are best when hidden.