I just figured out what I need in my life, a fall guy. A patsy if you will. Think about the uses......I need my own George J. Tenet.
- "Who left the seat up on the toilet?" -- George J. said he had to go.
- "Why is this crusty cereal bowl in the sink?" -- George J. was having Cheerios.
- "Where did the remote control go?" -- Beats me, George J. was using it last.
- "I had one cigarette left......" -- George J. smoked it.
- "The ficus died" -- George J. was supposed to water it.
- "They just shut off our electricity" -- George J. was going to pay the bill.
Responsibility is so 2000. If you're in a bind, get a George J.
Posted by kerry at July 15, 2003 01:44 PMIt's the I Didn't Do It Boy, with the I Didn't Do It Dancers!
Posted by: dmm at July 16, 2003 02:08 PM