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News Bites (not to be confused with love bites)

• Vote for the man in the speedo.....his goods are bigger
• On the campaign trail, Bush told us he cared about salmon. Misinterpreted statement: He meant *prepared* salmon, to care means to act.
• Billy Boy speaks out.....the masses feign shock, forgets to use "Shut Up!".
• The US pulls ahead.........in number of persons incarcerated. Conservative numbers; 5.6M people @ $35K per year = $196,000,000,000 bit more than a cottage industry, isn't it?
• Federally mandated features should not continue to impact consumers after initial investment has been recovered. Any deviation should be prosecuted as fraud or........ date rape.
• Tired of having to surf the web all day to get your BS fix? Now you can stream it.
• Nice boat...............yeah, that's what I'm looking at. The boat.