October 11, 2003

numbnut

Thanks for the traffic. Notoriety beats obscurity. HAND.

Posted by kerry at October 11, 2003 12:29 AM | TrackBack
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yawn...

Now that we know you really are a numb-nut*, why would we want to come back?

You seem like a discount version of Kevin Drum, without the sycophantic, screeching monkeys that follow him around.

*Numb-nut: "someone who is not only as stupid or rather idiotic, but also unintelligent or a complete fuckup"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=numbnut

Posted by: Apache at October 11, 2003 12:52 AM

anonymity takes guts. cheers.

Posted by: kerry at October 11, 2003 12:57 AM

Anonymity doesn't take guts. Neither does flinging dung at your betters.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 11, 2003 01:50 AM

Well, they say bad publicity is better than none, so maybe you're right. Let's see what you do with your newfound "fame". Be a doof, or try to use your brain, your choice.

One observation: It's pretty much a truism that really smart people don't expect that they're smarter than everyone else, and dumb people, well... you figure it out. What side would you rather be on?

Posted by: Tom K at October 11, 2003 02:53 AM

Peolpe are finally starting to catch on to you leftwing numbnuts, and are expressing it with thier votes!!!! Your policies fail, your ideas are wrong for america!!! Us right wing 'publicans, we dun conquered Texas, we are now after Californ-i-a. As I type this, our futuristic cyborg diguised as an action movie hero is preparing to take the reigns of the california government. He will banish all democrats or pick them up and throw them agianst the wall or something as eqaully horrendous. Soon we will stamp out the evils of abortion and homosexuality. We will rob you of your retirement and all that other crap you were accusing us of. Wake up!!! Your dems had their chance and blew it in Cali. The people spoke with resounding clarity to remove gray-out davis and replace him with an evil republican. They gave him a mandate to govern as he soundly defeated his democratic appononent. Cruz "mecha" Bustamante could not even secure the hispanic vote. Sad Sad Sad I say!!!

Sincerely,
Montgomery County Texas Republican(MCTR)
And May God Continue to Bless America

Posted by: Montgomery County Texas Republican at October 11, 2003 05:55 AM

numbut :)

Posted by: Frank J. at October 11, 2003 07:12 AM

Crap! Another typo! I guess you had a point...

Posted by: Frank J. at October 11, 2003 07:13 AM

a numbnut is one who needs to belittle others in the hope that their tincy wincy ego will inflate.
Now stay away from those pins!

Posted by: jez at October 11, 2003 07:27 AM

Numbnut

Posted by: Mario at October 11, 2003 08:28 AM

Numbnut

Posted by: UZI4U at October 11, 2003 09:22 AM

Still a numbnut. And jez, the numbnut put up the definition of numbnut. You have failed as a person.

Posted by: Dave The Australian at October 11, 2003 01:35 PM

I take it back. You are a numbnut, but not a numbnut of epic proportions. You don't even have the abilities or talents to climb the numbnuts hierarchy. Your just a little shriveled numbnut lost amongst the plethora of numbnuts who are bigger and better then you.

Posted by: Numbnut Declarer at October 11, 2003 05:09 PM

Wow kez, these guys almost make me believe that the good ol' US of A has a future after all!

Aha aha aha aha aaha... cough, cough!

Posted by: zeno at October 11, 2003 05:34 PM

Was interesting to see he was going to see "Kill Bill" with "friends". Surely he means relatives?

Posted by: zeno at October 11, 2003 05:36 PM

Thanks. Much obliged, numbnut.

Posted by: Tom at October 11, 2003 05:51 PM

You're way too lame to be a numbnut.

If you're trying to write a humor blog, it helps to actually be funny. Try reading a few issues of MAD Magazine. Or buy a collection of early Saturday Night Live on DVD.

This makes me angry at Frank J for sending us here. He's funny, you're a waste of bits.

Posted by: Richard Riley at October 11, 2003 06:37 PM

Numbnut.

Posted by: Michael Ramsey at October 12, 2003 02:23 AM

*snicker*

Yeah, you'd better thank Frank for the traffic, looks like you weren't doing so well attracting visitors. Alas, boring folk cannot achieve notoriety, so it's good that you're comfortable with obscurity.

I admit, the queer angle is borderline fresh, but your approach is much too subdued. Put up some man pix, dig into that color palette for some lively pastels, and get some Justin Timberlake music playing in a loop. Trust me, it can't hurt.

Posted by: Glenn Reynolds at October 12, 2003 02:50 AM

Well, take joy in knowing the majority of the pageviews your site will ever recieve were due to being a numbnut.

Posted by: Jafar at October 12, 2003 07:01 AM

Frank J. has a sense of humor...it's a shame not all of his readers seem to share it.

Posted by: Jennifer at October 12, 2003 07:15 AM

IMO numbnuts are better than no nuts ;)
xx

Posted by: Amber at October 12, 2003 02:13 PM

Oh my gosh, my nuts are numb!!!

Whew! I was just sitting to long, stupified, by another myopic NUMBNUT. So I went back to IMAO
and got the circulation back into my extremities.

Posted by: MikenChi at October 12, 2003 04:19 PM

You're still a numbnut.

Posted by: oseaghdha at October 13, 2003 04:47 AM
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