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New Hampshire and more

Last night was much more of an upset than I would have predicted or had even hoped for. Thirteen point lead over Dean............wow!

Noted highlights from last night's surfing

• Lieberman clinging to the belief that he was in a dead heat tie for 3rd.
  
• Multiple pundits calling Dean, "John Dean".
  
• Kerry's management of the CNN dork squad, primarily Ms. Woodruff.
  
• The bar interview on "Hardball" where Kerry was noted as having "testicular fortitude".
  
• Sharpton's showing...........oh wait. nevermind.
  
• At 10:15 EST, in Dean's speech.... he called Bush on his use of the race card in reference to 'quotas'...............was the pResident awake to hear it?

My recommendations for the remainder of the primary race, FWIW

1. Lieberman, hang it up and go back to work. Joe-mentum has waned.
   
2. Kucinich, do the same thing. Before you go back to work, take 3 hours and have dinner with Kerry. He needs to really listen to a few of your finer points.
   
3. Sharpton, dude it's your money. You spend how you want, this isn't buying you votes.
   
4. Edwards, get your ass to SC now! You lose there, you are toast........ consider the VP option though.
   
5. Clark, when did you morph from distinguished general to captain happy? stop it.
   
6. Dean, much...much better speech. You're in a position to be a uniter, don't blow it.
   

News of the Surreal

• I'm on the floor playing choo-choo with the rugrat and watching CNN, I look up and there are breakdancers headspinning in front of the pope. um, why?
  
• The leader of the free world indicates possible economic recovery tied to rib consumption.
  
• Chickenshitweaselass. Ok, that's harsh and I'm sorry. Dennis, no one loves you as much as you love you. Your Clinton schtick was funny........your free ride for Bush, makes you look like a pussy. HAND.
  
• Customer service afterglow........or not.
  
• Franken and Novak, tear it up. Bad news, not with each other.
  
• The Bush cult of personality may be disapating with the far right.
  
• It's important that sushi be fresh.
  
• Vote DIO!