January 29, 2004

Primarily primaries

Kerry's definitely the front runner. He's captured the eye and heart of the ravishing and rabidly articulate Ms. Coulter. A Band of Vets seems to be pissed at him (course, they think McCain's a traitor and still refer to China as RED CHINA!) Can we safely assume that once you start to hear the high pitched squeal of an upset Republican, you're doing something right?

Couple of hints for Kerry;
- Go see Nader. Have a sit down, keep your yap shut and listen. He's got good points and if he's convinced the Donkeys are listening, he might stay out of the race.
- Hire Joe Trippi. Make him 'king-boofoo" of web management or something.
- Call Kucinich. Acquire a wee bit of his platform.
- Smile more and loosen up from the neck through the hips.
- Focus primarily on the incumbent and not the rest of the pack.

Take with as many grains of salt as you'd like and then kick some ass. February's going to be a busy month..

Posted by kerry at January 29, 2004 03:14 PM | TrackBack
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Unless of course you are Republican, then once you start to hear the high pitched squeal of an upset Demcorat, you're doing something right.

Posted by: Andy Rose at January 29, 2004 04:59 PM

Oh yeah.. BTW.. I've heard a lot more high pitched donkey brays as of late than I have the high pitched elephant roars.

Posted by: Andy Rose at January 29, 2004 05:00 PM

two points. cite your work and spell Democrat right when you're criticising them. HAND.

Posted by: kerry at January 29, 2004 10:12 PM

Typo. It wasn't a case of incorrect spelling but rather it was incorrect typing.

Cite what work? No work to cite. All I have to do is read any newspaper, watch an TV news broadcast, or surf any Democrats web site and there's plenty of donkey's braying.

And it wasn't criticism. It was observation.

Posted by: Andy Rose at January 30, 2004 09:40 PM
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