News in 10 words or less in no particular order
- Penguins splatter, PETA pissed.
- Social Security lockbox rusted, key lost.
- Tax cut benefits. Do not read on full stomach.
- Proudly made in American and worn by the nation's finest.
- Political humor. Like a having a Fresca after eating mud.
- God I miss Bill Hicks. He would have loved this administration.
- It ain't dirty work unless your fingernails are messy.
- Compassionate Christianity.
- It's not *just* civil rights......it's a start. Right Newt?
- Old Testament law is soooooooooooooo picky. picky picky picky.
- Don't get sick in jail.
really.
- Sometimes, it pays to be the AV guy.