March 22, 2004

Kids, don't try this at home

Cognitive Dissonance.

"Because of President Bush's vision and leadership, our nation is safer. We have won battles in the war on terror, but the war is far from over. However long it takes, this great nation will prevail." Thank you Condi. What she meant to say was, "Blame the Clenis"! The failure in intelligence couldn't have had anything to do with her inability to read the volumes of data Sandy Berger left for her on OBL. The fact that John 'beat by a dead guy' Ashcroft was cutting counter-terrorism funding, as he was refusing to fly commercial aircraft, couldn't have anything to do with our failures. Maybe they were just too busy trying to find a patsy to bomb so we could really hit the trifecta.

This just in: *

*Israel slated to provide a white paper to the DicknBush Administration on the "Effective Use of US Made Weaponry on Quadriplegics in Highly Populated Areas" or "Gimp Bombing with Surgical Precision in the Suburbs".

*God, speaking through small minds this week has focused his attention on literary criticism in Georgia.

*GOP Punk movement. Sid Vicious said to be spinning in his grave.

*Condi Rice will not testify before 9/11 commission. Citing an obscure policy clause that grants immunity to 'gap-toothed NSAs with bad tempers', Condi defers all blame to the next administration.

*Biblical references to marriage guidelines defined. I will be adhering to #1. Do not question the infallible word of God. You and your concubines have been warned.

Posted by kerry at March 22, 2004 05:18 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Watched the link to Miller's show - wow was that painful.

Even if you don't agree with a guest, why not make an effort to entertain your audience? Why not a good interview?

Regarding Miller's recent demeanor and politics,
I think he must have recently had his "Howard Beale" chat with Arthur Jensen.

Posted by: Retrogrouch at March 22, 2004 11:06 PM
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