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The Ann Coulter game

Ann is infamous for selectively choosing news bites as they fit her needs. Slicing and dicing and making use of endnotes that enhances the difficulty in fact-checking her work. In true Annie spirit, we've assigned a few of the monkeys to apply the "Coulter Effect" to Ann's work directly. As time allows or until we run out of bananas, we'll be slicing and dicing Ann's diatribes into a more entertaining piece of work. No additions will be made, only a few subtractions and some capitalization changes. *for the satire impaired, get over thine self.

This week's source is here:

The shorter and much more entertaining version

ARE YOU sitting down? Another Bush has written a book that don't make sense and you can't dance to it.

As long as we're investigating everything, how about investigating the Bush administration?

When an FBI agent was virtually blacklisted from the mainstream media. George Stephanopoulos called Aldrich's book "No Access Whatsoever."

Larry King canceled the entire year with headlines like "Even Conservatives Back Monica Lewinsky's mouthpiece."

The Bush administration gets an "analysis" by George Stephanopoulos, no less.

Aldrich's book, which was a whoop when the scandal broke, many allegations were disproved within days of the book's release. Condoleezza Rice gave me the impression that she had never heard the term botox like Sen. Kerry!

Sean Hannity has been playing Dr. Rice in great detail. months before she had never heard of organization.

Our liberal friends, had bombed the USS Cole. Two years before, their allies had been responsible for a half dozen attacks on Clinton doing one heck of a job.

Anyone who read the paper is literally insane For Pete's sake.

Rice had been a fellow and worked in a variety of positions.

Six unanswered al-Qaida attacks on Rice's "facial expression" he could tell she was not familiar with the term, a liberal cowboy and gunslinger -- but the black chick is a dummy. Maybe even as dumb as various black government officials.

Rice's background and education was cleaning the Old Executive Office Building at night before the president chose her. A Republican claimed the woman whose face is no stranger to confusion or befuddlement -- left quantum physics,for committing a hate crime.

Dr. Rice certainly didn't need a doubt, that look of perplexity was Condi thinking to herself: "Hmmm, did I demote far enough?"

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