It's a good IRS deadline day when the government owes me money. So, today's news will have a light-hearted tone......somewhat.
* CSPAN's rating just shot through the roof today when Ann Coulter announced she was the only American watching the 9/11 Commission. She means *live*, the rest of us have full time jobs and have to watch the reruns at night.
* When Dear Leader's press conference performance fails to overwhelm Robert "Plame Who?" Novak....... you get a sense that the 4th seal's been opened somewhere.
* Incredible credibility and other linguistic analysis from William Saletan on the press conference Tuesday and how the buck stops waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, over there somewhere.
* All along, I've thought the reason stories in the media dissipated so quickly was due to the short attention span of the audience. Au contraire, it appears as if story exhaustion actually occurs with the media itself and now, rather than dropping it, they take time out to bitch about it. Redefining whiney one article at a time.
* Youthful indiscretions, cocaine use, bad driving all that nasty stuff you do before 40, not a problem. Unless you served in Vietnam, earned a couple of medals and are, well.....a Democrat. geez folks, if you don't think the past is relevant, quit wallowing in it.
* I ordered a report to be generated, it gave me a warning, I went on vacation and ignored it. Ever happened to you? Who does this, even in normal business practice?
* Everything's going well. Nothing to see here, move along.
* Lonely divorced black republican, seeks love. Please write........legibly.