* Fun fun fun. The Bush Team has provided a new interface for bugging Kerry on the campaign trail. You get to submit reasons why Senator Kerry is bad for your state. So far, no caveats or checks being put on email addresses, names or content. My Letter: "John Kerry reads too much. He doesn't take enough long vacations to get away from the important details. He listens to council. He's willing to be flexible too much and sees grey areas instead of black and white. He's too unwilling to pre-emptively carpet bomb people with oil who piss us off."
* We hate terrorists. We are opposed to those who harbor terrorists. We think evil-doers have no soul and should be punished. Unless......they are part of the oil cartel and then, well, it's alllllllllll good. Weren't the majority of the IX.XI.MMI terrorists from Saudi Arabia? Nevermind......they aren't part of the Axis o'Evil. (update: adjusted date.... )
* Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud. Ms. Rice here to see you. Something about her Hus^H^H^boss.
* Supreme Court refuses to hear case of Texas redistricting. Massive waves of mock surprise seen across the nation.
* Church is for pansies. Make it more like a watering hole and reach the unwashed chromosomally challenged. Onward ye Christian soldier, there's a war on.
* Latest update from the website sponsored by "perpetually bunched panties" seems to be so incredibly frightened by Hillary that every press appearance is a conspiracy. I love their email updates. If you haven't signed up. Do so. The typos alone are worth the spam.
* File under Bloody Powerful.
* A letter from Iraq. Please read.
* How long before there's an x-ray posted of one of these, lodged somewhere special? Guaranteed honorable mention in the Darwin awards.
* When you kick the ant hill, make sure it's a sunny day so you can be out with the big magnifying glass.
* Bill Kristol applauds Kerry. Satan buys snowshoes.
Posted by kerry at April 20, 2004 09:55 PM | TrackBackUh, I think you mean IX.XI.MMI unless of course there was something terribly important that happened on 4-6-2001 that I'm unaware of. :P
Posted by: Newphew Matt at April 21, 2004 06:57 PM