100 monkeys typing.

Congratulations Ladies

To the million+ marchers on the Mall today. You look beautiful. The brunette down in front, on the left, she'll be coming home to me. Oh, and why is all the liberal media ignoring this? C-SPAN.org is the only one broadcasting footage.

Karen Hughes on the on the other hand, can self-fornicate.

In other news: (some of which is late.)

* Ann proves once again, 'they eat their own'. Thank god.

* Everyone pay attention, gays are overrunning the schools. they even have a recruitment program....for every new homo, you get a toaster.

* Cheney touts Dear Leader's pro-life record. No reference to the abortion in the 70's or the number of dead Iraqis.

* Louisiana gets bored and bans low slung pants. Plumbers strike.

* Michigan passes legislation that allows doctors to refuse treatment to homosexuals. Patient verification test, up in the air.

* A father's love should be forever. Sadly, it's not. God seen hanging head in shame.

* Bless the memoryhole.org and the FOIA.

* Why does anyone give a shit if a pedophile priest won't give an elected official communion? Didn't the Catholic church lose most of their political clout after even their bake sales were found to have fallen short of the lawsuit payoff money needed?

Odd

and, only in the US can you get the following two quotes in the same article.

- "We've never claimed to be an all-you-can-eat establishment," said Johanson. "Our understanding is a buffet is just a style of eating."
- "You can just go there and just eat meat," said Leota, a mother of two.

Who knew having a yard sale in Dallas was punishable by a fine? (Chapter 57-A Sec. 4.217. Paragraph B9)

Posted by kerry at April 25, 2004 10:46 PM | TrackBack