April 28, 2004

In The News (insert spinning globe)

Filtering out the Business as Usual from the Surreal

* Surreal: Kerry's ties to Planned Parenthood make him culpable for stupid comments made in 1923.

* BAU: Random drawings cause for alarm. GITMO building new artisan wing.

* BAU: Talk radio once again proves its point. Lack of tolerance sells.

* Surreal: Kerry's war record and medals attacked by.......Dick "I've got other responsibilities" Cheney? Kudos to his fight back moxie.

* Surreal: Please don't let this be true.

* BAU: Senior citizens blessed by compassionate conservativism. DicknBush, redefining blessed more everyday.

* Surreal: Phyllis Shlafely coming out in support of land preservation, the plight of farmers, wild animal safety, say it isn't so.

* Surreal: Tomorrow, I'm going to wear a big shirt that tells my boss how evil his lifestyle is. Then, when he gets done firing me, I'm going to whine that he's censoring me. Here's a tip, stick with the "God Loves You" outerwear, goes long way.

* BAU: Gary, you're right, keep gas prices up. Make it punative to drive an H2 or SUV. Just stop trying to rape our land to compensate.

* Surreal: Talkin' about Dear Leader's military service, ain't right. You best be rooting for the hardest workin' terror hunter in these here parts. Cowboy Arbusto's record is no match for the likes of that varmit Kerry.


Thought for the day: 1 million plus women, men and children marched on Washington DC Sunday. Bush went to Camp David. If a march happens in DC and the President's not there to witness it, did it happen?

Speaking of the march, I can't stop looking at the pics. One distinct accidental comparative study I found.........both, saddened and amused me.

Posted by kerry at April 28, 2004 04:24 AM | TrackBack
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