April 28, 2004
it's your nickel, start talking.
Looking on bright side of life
* Tonight is free scoop night at Baskin-Robbins. Nothing makes 2 year olds and 36 years olds happier.
* Caveat "I don't watch reality tv". However, here's an idea for the true American Experience(tm) reality show. The Pitch: Contestants compete for the title of the laziest couch potato slob in the nation. The harder they work to be lazy the more likely it is they'll be booted from the show due to the mere appearance of level of effort. Changing channels, getting their own beers, watching any news, and actually peeing in a toilet will result in point reduction. Call it "American Idle".
Now for something posing as true reality
* Odds that the Townhall contributors actually attended Sunday's rally in DC? 1 in 10? 1 in 100? Odds it got their collective panties bunched in a tight little wad? 1 in 1. Odds on the opposition simply labeling the attendees as ugly feminists. Again, 1 in 1. What is it they're all so darn afraid of? Obviously overpopulation isn't at the forefront of their argument. The lift on the international 'gag' law on family planning? At least it's causing retro-active dialogue......since it sure didn't get much media coverage.
* The RNC/WH attack machine is in full swing now. It's neat to watch the use of playground logic; I hit you, you hit me back, I come back with a rock because you hit me. How long can the NeoCon 'too busy to serves' keep attacking Kerry's war record before the Democrats realize they've just been served up a heaping plate of "everything's on the table" and start eating?
* To all of you on the left and right coasts who keep scratching your heads and trying to figure out how in the heck a corrupt exterminator from Texas keeps getting reelected, the WaPo did all your research for you. I'm most weirded out about the "approved plant list" for the gated communities.
* Attention all liberals!!!! Ever awoken to that bubbling seething anger that makes you want to holler like Dean, expose corruption like Moore... still trying to find out what it is that makes your bleeding heart tick. A former liberal has taken time out of his busy schedule and "compassionately" laid it all out for you. Oh and noted how wrong-headed you are....which might just piss you off more. Thereby creating more confusion and anger and only serving to perpetuate the issue. *shrug*
* Proof a god exists will come in seeing this man in a perp-walk. Yes, he is gesturing to demonstrate the size of his bonus.
* Cool, fun and will be downloaded tonight for my amusement.
* I have no adjectives left to discuss Iraq and thankfully pictures are truly worth 1000+ words, each.
* Spain mimics Yakko, Wakko and Dot and hollers over their shoulders, "Okay bye bye pretty lady, we love you".
Useless frivolity
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