May 10, 2004

Mother's Day

When my wife asked for something wacky and completely useless for Mother's Day, bet she didn't have this in mind. Who knew busting sod and digging a pond combined with comfy set of boxers was a bad combination. The up side is a two week supply of Cipro, 600mg Motrin and Vicodin. The down side of course is the nagging "who just kicked me in the nuts" feeling.

This year, it appears as though, we'll be swapping holidays. *sigh*

Posted by kerry at May 10, 2004 01:51 AM | TrackBack

Bon Scott said it best...
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night...with due care for the next two weeks!

Posted by: Willy at May 10, 2004 03:14 AM


ow. ow. ow.

Posted by: Chris Lehmann at May 10, 2004 04:09 AM

Gardening did this? I noticed that it is also sexually transmitted. he he

Posted by: Stevens at May 10, 2004 07:52 AM

Calling all bloggers and all liberal website owners to ensure that Sgt Darby is recognized as the War Hero that he truly is. Who's with me?

Posted by: leroy at May 10, 2004 07:53 AM

1. nice ditty.
2. yes ow.......with serious sustain.
3. improbable timing to be ST.
4. not hero, a patriot.

Posted by: kerry at May 10, 2004 02:08 PM

Oh! Shit! that hurts me in places I don't even have places!!! *kiss*

Posted by: Amber at May 10, 2004 11:26 PM
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