May 19, 2004

Wacky Humpin' Day

* Apocalypse now isn't soon enough. The End of the World team spent some time with the White House recently working to convince them to speed up Armageddon. Is it prophecy if you work to create it?

* Proof abstinence training actually works, or not. There's got to be a happy medium between nothing at all and well, this.

* Get Your War On, Volume 35.

* God loves us and created us in his image................well, 'cept for those meddling homos. Rebecca Hagelin spews forth righteousness under a grey fog of intolerance. Please note her end statement.

* Chuckie "Nixon made me do it" Colson's on a roll this week. First he blames the military's behavior at Abu Ghraib on Pr0N!!!! and then informs us that gay marriage is going to cause a wave of family anarchy. Click here for logo.

* Speaking of the family, P2P is killing the family by introducing nasty elements through search engines that fail to filter. Here's a nifty hint for the clueless parents; restrict computer usage, disconnect's Bobby from the internet or stop using Napster and Kaaza on your home network. Treat it like TV and turn it off or police the shit out of it. Take some responsibility for a change.

* If Dear Leader visits your place of business, your charity or organization, make sure your 401K is solid and your parachute is packed. He's like the Typhoid Mary of economic collapse.

* Dear Dennis, Abu Ghraib was a travesty. Nick Berg's death was horrific and deplorable. Stop comparing us to them and them to us. Do though, go back and watch the video......if it was a beheading, where's all the blood? Slicing through the carotid artery would have caused blood to go everywhere, the removal of his head was a shock tactic and probably not the cause of death. Hence the need to stop playing compare and contrast.

* Kerry sits down with Nader. Brilliant idea....wish I had thought of that. Oh yeah, I did.

* Installing democracy is tough business. Defending heterosexual marriage even more so.

* Question to the masses Did my ears deceive me on Sunday or did Joe Biden inform us that Ahmed Chalabi's monthly salary for being our puppet in Iraq is $400,000.00. I can't find corroborative data to support this claim. Anyone?

Posted by kerry at May 19, 2004 09:17 PM | TrackBack
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I think the shit for brain's did or is about to get let go. Certain people have finally caught up to his bull. I sure hope they leave him there, along with asswipe,baldy,the wolfie, and bremmer.Let them serve their time in the prison they made more famous than saddam.
LATER

Posted by: don at May 19, 2004 11:01 PM

Where do you find the time to dig up this stuff Kerry? I love your blog! It's great fun following your "subtle" links. Seriously, do you read the "Prison Fellowship" often? I loved the juxtaposition of the German couple who didn't realise you had to have sex to have children and Chuck Colsen's incredibly stupid comment,
"Countries, like Norway, that adopted same-sex “marriage” saw their rates of cohabitation and out-of-wedlock births shoot up. There’s no reason to suppose that won’t happen here."

Maybe Chuck needs to join the German couple in their sex education classes.

Posted by: NewMorphy at May 20, 2004 01:29 AM

a happy combination of improper use of free time, knowing where to surf, being subscribed to multiple lists and being a speed reader.

Posted by: kerry at May 20, 2004 04:32 PM

I'm not entirely sure that the Berg beheading was as it was shown on the bad bad video we have all seen. What I do know (or at least believe) is that at some point in his life/death cycle, one of my and your countrymen had his head slowly cut off and displayed to the camera in a sign of joy on the part of the people doing the removal. Was he dead already? Perhaps. Perhaps not. But was it so whacked out of line in either case that it reminds us what kind of sick freaks we are dealing with? You bet your ass.

Of course, none of that kind of thinking will make it into the Democratic discussions or the nightly news.

It's a fake, totally unreal, the murdering terrorists are driven to do these horrible things by a repressive super power hell bent on domainating their every move, ergo there only way of responding it to kill every man woman and and child of any and all countries as they see fit. Damn Americans. We are such bastards with our ... ok, even in sarcasm, I can't continue on.

Posted by: Jake at May 26, 2004 05:15 AM
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