Last update till sometime next week. Time to take the kid to the Land of Disappearing Money.
Points to Ponder.
* Why? If you're not wanted at a party, why keep showing up?
* Removal of information for women from government websites was not as widespread as originally thought.
* History lesson with present relevance.
* Why you are not represented by your government.
* Ever seen blatantly flawed logic? Homeless people are better off than they were in the 1700's so quitcherbichin.
* Coming up short this year with neato vacation ideas? Try this.
* Concerned Women for America has a straight man writing about gay marriages. Leading authority on lesbian parenting?
* It's called constructive criticism.
* Dear Pinnochio, puppets are disposable. HAND.
* Clinton's 'don't ask don't tell' policy has long reaching ramifications.
* Rick Perry is slipping in the polls. 37% approval. Those special sessions *are* working.
Something Funny (in extended entry)
Republican National Committee - Convention Schedule New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Iraq Strategies - Voodoo/DooDoo WMD
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury - It's what's for dinner!
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your Children!!
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man 'O Mine"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 -- Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak Made Easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: The Drain on our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piņata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Christ
12: 00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
12:10 PM Disclosure of intention to invade France.
Source: Unknown.
Just bumped into your blog ! Have a great sabbatical, thanks for the links, I'll be mentioning you ! I especially liked the Independent " constructive" criticism article.
Have a wonderful time with the sea lions etc.
if its any different than that i'd be surprised. way too funny.
Posted by: chinkowski at May 24, 2004 08:28 PM