Shocking the Jaded and other difficult tasks
* "Liberals may see Saddam's mass graves in Iraq as half-full, but I prefer to see them as half-empty." This and many many other witticisms are available to you fresh, today only from the *white bread* factory. Where you too can convince yourself we're not only on the right track but 100% successful.
* Goths are normal kids with unique interests. It only took 48% of the $273,000 in government grant money allocated to determine this fact. Glad they got it all sorted out though.
* When Bush's plan for Iraq totally morphs into Kerry's plan does it signal the end to partisanship as we know it or just lame pundit fodder? As long as it's Bush acquiring Kerry's platform and not the other way around.......unless it lets Kerry's life prior to age 40 become moot.
* Al Gore, elected by the majority of voters in 2000 and provided the opportunity to speak freely from his heart, by the Supreme Court. Wonder what it'd be like if Bush could write a speech this powerful, let alone give it.
* 1000 words, a picture, 12 words. Full power with limits. Sovereign with caveats. Everything minus a little. The whole kit and kaboodle with out the oodle.
* The Washingtonienne scandal-ette or Monica-lite has a raised a few titterings inside the Beltway. I'm mildy facinated by the car wreckness of it all. Mostly, I just find this to be fantasy fodder. Michelle Malkin on the other hand is just alive with righteous indignation that she had to suffer through her hard times at $25K a year on Top Ramen because no one taught her the secrets of anal sex with rich dudes. Honey, there's still time.
* Speaking of sex. This defies definition. A pro-marriage, anti-homosex tutorial prefaced with an Orwell quote that cross references Martin Luther King Jr into the argument. Head shaking an unavoidable side affect, you've been warned.
* Ben Shapiro's head's spinning over the fact that no one invited him or Limbaugh to speak at university graduations this year. Maybe colleges across the nation decided they didn't need a shavetail or a vitrolic talk show host spoiling graduates last shining moment in the sun.
* Handing over means what? How deep are our proverbial fingers going to be in the Iraqi pie after June 30th?
* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Someone's going to get a visit from the Secret Service.
* Whoever thought up this poll should be pummelled severely about the face and head with a whiffle bat. Dumb dumb dumb.
* Combat abuses in Iraq, ban cameras.
Posted by kerry at May 27, 2004 03:09 PM | TrackBack