June 02, 2004

Taunting the other side

Fair warning.......surfing the right wing today for personal amusment

* Dear Leader's losing Kathleen Parker........... to Powell and the left keeps getting slammed for not being cohesive?

* Joel Mowbray's deluded enough to think our liberal media isn't doing enough to defend Chalabi. Maybe it's the loose lips and sunk ships that keep them at bay.

* Dennis Prager, (god I love this guy), scolds the masses in their collective failure to dress up for god and other special occasions. Blaming it of course, on secular thought. Argyle socks are the slippery slope into depravity, you have been warned.

* Jay Bryant stops just short of recreating the 'Axis of Evil' as Iran, Iraq and John Kerry. Don't forget, in 2004 a vote for a Democrat is a vote for Osama.

* Robert Novak laments our failure to maintain a quality presence in Afghanistan. Gawrsh, you mean we refocused our troops too soon? Maybe the presence of the DEA agents on the ground will allow us to be as effective there as we are with the War on Some Drugs, here.

* Beat your chest, toss out that gay quiche, rid yourself of those pansy habits. God wants you to be a 'Wild Man'. Remember, man was created to be a lion not a cow......which I guess, gives you license to kill your young and have a pride of females?

* Shock and awe in the presidential race. Kerry has allegedly given the finger to Ted Sampley at the Vietnam Memorial. Just one? Kerry's other hand must have been otherwise occupied. Where was the press photographer?

Sliding back to the other side of the aisle

* Congratulations to the state of South Dakota on their new Congresswoman.

* Historians review Bush's presidency, comparing his performance to other 'less than stellar' presidents. As a stated student of history, one would think Bush would choose to emulate some of his more successful predecessors.

* Prescription drug discounts for the elderly made simple. Just follow this flow chart and we'll get your nitroglycerin tabs out to you in 6-8 weeks.

* On the topic of health care, why isn't the VA protesting on the White House lawn?

Posted by kerry at June 2, 2004 04:37 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I meant to post this earlier, but forgot. Last weekend I went downstate to sing in my friend Sussana's wedding. While chatting up one of the bridesmaids, I mentioned this blog and got a "That's your uncle!?!" response. She goes to Cal Tech, but apparently her friends who told her about this site are originally from Texas, and have since relocated to the golden bear state. So congratz, you officially have an acedemic following. Just thought you'd like to know that I'm not the only one who reads this daily yet only replies once in a blue moon.

Posted by: Nephew Matt at June 3, 2004 05:56 AM

oh no!!!! too much pressure.

Posted by: kerry at June 3, 2004 08:00 PM
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