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* Maxspeak's competition is over and the king boofoo wingnut has been chosen. It's unfortunate that they closed the voting so soon. They missed Mr. Fleming's stupendous post where he shows off his shooting skill, guns and expresses his desire to be mugged while packing his wallet sized pistol. You cannot make this stuff up.

* In another show of brilliance, our Orator in Chief celebrated the Clinton legacy at the unveiling of the portraits of the former residents. In welcoming them back to the White House, he stated, "Thank you all for coming back. Thanks for your service to the country. And welcome back to the White House.We're really glad you're here. And I know the president is, as well." Forgetting of course, that he, is......the um, President, isn't he?

* The FBI is threatening the Blackboxvoting.org people and attempting to subpoena their records to find out..........................what? All this effort to harrass someone who's uncovering flaws in our voting machines and still, no identified leak in the Plame incident? We so have our priorities straight.

* Reserve your copy today "How to Wear Leather that Accentuates Your Adams Apple" by Ann Coulter. The best part is the clever way she shows off her depilatory skills.

* Returning both honor and dignity to the White House has turned out to be much more daunting task than either Bush or Dick imagined.

* Ashcroft saves the day!!!!! After holding a bombing suspect for 7 months and notifying the public that threats and chatter have increased for the summer months, they're parading their latest cap feather. Minus silly things like plans, bomb material and other trivial stuff. At least we know they're busy.

* Lopsided \Lop"sid`ed\, a. Unbalanced; poorly proportioned; full of idiosyncrasies.

* "In an overview of al Qaeda released in a separate report earlier this morning, the commission also found "no credible evidence" that al Qaeda collaborated with Saddam Hussein's government in Iraq on the Sept. 11 strikes or any other attacks on the United States." Would someone let Cheney know? He seems confused.....maybe he's just getting mixed signals on his pacemaker.

* FAUX News gives 'Fahrenheit 9/11' 1.97653 thumbs up.

* Popular vs Electoral. It may not fly, but at least the dialogue's there.

* "We can do nothing about this chaos," said a policeman who declined to be identified by name. "These people would eat us if we tried to force them to leave. We have no authority, not enough weapons to protect ourselves. . . . They accuse us of being collaborators, so how can we convince them to obey us?" Civil War by 2005?

* Fiscally Conservative. You don't always get what you pay for apparently.

* No parallels here, move along.

* DeLay is above the law. PSA, for those who didn't get the memo. RIF YWBA.

* A picture and a thousand words, give or take.

* Just when you think there's an end to monumental stupidity, you're proved wrong.

* Well meaning Mississippi student mad at God for making political statement with rainbow, following storm.

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