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Altruistic Narcissism

ROTFLMFAO

* Michael Reagan has gone above and beyond the call of duty honoring his step dad. His gallery of photos seemed almost complete but yet missing something unique, something special, something that captured the tone of the Reagan era. Then I clicked on this. It's true. A picture is worth 1000 words.

Trouble with Wrestling a Pig

* Hollywood sighed a collective sigh of relief today. Michelle Malkin won't be attending or reviewing any more movies. She's upset that Brad Pitt and George Clooney won't sign up to fight in Iraq like Jimmie Stewart and Glenn Miller did in WWII. Pissed that there aren't enough rah-rah pro-war movies being produced that celebrate combat with the same sense of realism that you get by actually *being* in combat. Nothing rallies the nation like a good dead actor, cut down in the prime of his life half way around the world. It's a shame Mel Gibson's not free to serve these days, huh? Fallujah, could really use a healthy dose of "Martin Riggs".

* Benny Benny Benny. If you spent as much time nuturing a normal relationship with a woman you wouldn't have to focus so much energy freaking out about whether to hold a cab door open for a transgendered person. Get laid, cupcake..............unless it's the fear of making an error in judgement that's holding you back. In that case, see rosie.

* Townhall's expanding it's suite of tolerance these days and letting their interns take a shot at the ever-expanding oh so threatening liberal cabal menace. Dodgeball is a conservative movie with a conservative message that cannot be mistaken for the liberal agenda because if it had been written by a liberal......... "Liberals don't understand the difference between a victim and an underdog. The American dream is about the underdog." Go see this flick and remember the conservatives are all about big red balls and winning.

* Mike Adams disappointed his readers last week and left it all up in the air regarding how much he despises homosexuals. This week he works extra specially hard to ensure you walk away from his message with no confusion. The agenda is clear.................by 2010, everyone will be gay and there will be no free toasters to give away, you have been warned.... the threat is real.

* It's not nice to taunt others. Really. Somedays it's just hard to say no.

"I believe that the Republican Party promotes values that make this country great. It stands for the average citizen and treats all people regardless of age, sex, race, and religion equal."

"I am a Republican for one simple reason....COMMON SENSE! The Republican form of government is explained in those two words."

"I am a proud American of Mexican descent. My parents voted Democrat because they were always told the Republicans were wealthy people who didn't care about us, the poor folks. What a lie! Thank God I grew up, opened my eyes to see the truth as did all 4 of my siblings. We are all proud, hard working Republicans now."

I'm weeping from the sheer beauty of it all.

* Tom DeLay's still under scrutiny and now so is Frost. When they're all done, who's going to have the most mud or the worst damage?

* Pretzels to go, the Supreme Court to do my bidding, Karl Rove to attack, and Cheney to lie for me, yes. But make no mistake about it, "I have never ordered torture. I will never order torture."

* Fines up for indecency on radio. Rush gets a "get outta jail free" card for classics like, "I love blonde jokes because I am inherently a sexist, and a chauvinist."

* WWJRD? Bwa! Hahahahahahahahahaha. *snort*

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