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News in no particular order of importance

* Hallmark is missing out on a fabulous opportunity to expand their card selection.

• Sorry about that whole nudity thing
• I was just following orders, don't take it personally
• You were only winged, be happy I wasn't shooting high
• Bread and water under US custody beats steak under the Taliban

* Parking tips. Real punch line is at the bottom.

* Voting recommendations. One and Two.

* The Bush campaign platform. In 2000 he convinced the nation he was compassionate. In 2004 he's going to convince them he's a success and on their side.

* 1138 reasons why Gay Marriage is a good idea. *IF* you really believe in the "every man is created equal" thingy.

* Karl Rove's kickin' butt now. They're running on the premise that the Democrats are pissed. Who are they trying to convince?

* Rumor Bill Clinton has a book out or something. Has something to do with oral sex and buffalo wing conspiracies or whatever. I recommend reading it and drawing your own conclusions. In some circles that's the preferred method of prep-work required before hacking up the great green hair ball of partisan vitrol.

* How Ann Coulter views herself.

Posted by kerry at June 25, 2004 04:59 PM | TrackBack