Tomorrow our Senators will vote on Defense of Marriage, no...um Exclusion of Fags, no........um Support of Wife Fuckers Amendment. I for one support this act. By eliminating divorce, annulments, separations, Vegas-style marriages, adultery, shotgun weddings and most importantly interracial marriages....oh and that gay thing, we hetero-hitched should be guaranteed years and years of uninterrupted peaceful bliss. Nothing shall stand in our way of becoming the sole proprietors of the term marriage. Minus the silly combination of a king and a queen of the same suit and the joining of partially used ketchups and other condiments into a single container, of course. 60% of the non-divorced heterosexual married voting Senators is all we need to ensure we keep tax paying 'merkins out of our exclusive club and ensure the terrorists (and Michael Moore) do not win. Please help, saving marriage now will keep your wife from leaving you later.
On a more serious note,................or not
* Light reading for your sadistic side, UN&WR gives us the Taguba annexes. Today's special brought to you by the word "freedom" and the number 911.
* Uncovering a vast cache of child porn in a Catholic seminary has helped explain the church's resistance to pro-choice politicians. Less babies reduces the odds some of them will become viable altar boys ripe for the picking later.
* Vote for your pick for this year's October surprise. My money's on terrorists at the end of this month and Osama in October.
* Dear UN, we need help with our elections. A very well done letter.
* Stop sounding stupid in local political discussions. Find out who "represents" you.