August 15, 2004
Put on a happy face
The split seconds it takes for Missy M. to squelch her desire to tell Bill Maher's laughing audience to Cheney themselves and regain her composure. And they call *us*, the Coalition of the Wild-Eyed?
Posted by kerry at August 15, 2004 06:52 AM
I have no idea who she is, but those pictures are just CRUEL!
http://www.michellemalkin.com -- for all your warmth and loving kindness needs. She seems to not mention her Bill Maher performance this week.
Holy moly, does she look like a Kabuki villain or what!?!
(Kabuki makeup is very exaggerated, like Greek comic/tragic masks, for the same reason - no telephoto lenses in those days, and the characterization is very melodramatic. (Anime/manga fans will see a lot of history and familiar themes here)
another Kabuki actor
an avenging ronin
C'mon, now, she expresses this admalistration's emotions perfectly, having obviously graduated from the Cheney Finishing School...who does she hate more, us or her very own self?
Awwww, leave Michelle alone, will ya?
Trying to defend the indefensible(especially when you're fairly ignorant of most of the subject matter) is no picnic, as anyone who saw Michelle on Maher can testify.
Hey Michelle, how 'bout a short time? Or long time? O O??
She had the same expressions in pix on http://famous_orgasms.com.
Hee hee! I gotta say, though, that I've seen her picture at TownHall.com or whatever it is she writes for. Her blown back, windswept hair just looks ludicrous. Like she's trying WAY too hard to be sexy.
Malkin was almost laughed off the dais, and she really had a very difficult time dealing with it. Perhaps she doesn't get out much, but she seemed very shocked that people might laugh at her.
What was more striking, though, was that people were laughing at her defense of Bush - that he's a uniter, that he brought us all together, etc., blah blah blah. Obviously Maher's audience recognizes this spinning pile of poop as the stinkfest that it is.
I also enjoyed her impassioned defense of rounding up and imprisoning thousands of loyal Japanese Americans during WWII.
Was it just me, or was she suggesting that this technique needed to be employed again against "disloyal" Americans. I think that I got her not-so-subliminal message.
":The kabuki links had me rolling with laughter last night. thanks."
Me three. Those orientals sure make some funny faces.
You ain't seen nuthin' yet.
Her next book defends Hitler's final solution, the Bataan Death March, the My Lai Massacre, and the frat party at Abu Ghraib.
Reminds me of the beginning of the movie "Election." There's a passage in which the director keeps freezing Reese Witherspoon's face mid-word, so she's making these rather grotesque faces.
My vote goes for photo #4
Man oh man. The 'wingers are trying very hard to get women into the fold, Coulter, Ingraham, and Malkin, now. That they've been trying this hard for this long and those three are the best they've done...
She's kind of the Alan Keyes of wingnuttery.
any links to scenes or files for the show? I missed it
She didn't do herself any favors on Real Time. She came off a bit arrogant and snotty. She's probably not that bad in person but it's a shame to see someone of obvious intelligence so misguided and wrong.
She certainly didn't handle public ridicule very well. Ann Coulter she aint.
" She's probably not that bad in person but it's a shame to see someone of obvious intelligence so misguided and wrong. "
Based on those pictures alone, let's put her in a gaddamm camp. Obviously dangerous.
We can't afford to take any chances.
If you guys want hte full backstory to this, you need to check out Orcinus' blog if you're not familiar with him. He's a Real Live Journalist who'se been reporting on Home Grown American Hate groups for many years, and has books on the subject, and who has just finished one on the Manzanar situation and knows a lot about it.
Between him and a lawyer who was guest blogging at of all places the Volokh Conspiracy, she hasn't a shred of credibility left. And Orcinus has personal experience dealing wiht her in the newspaper business as well.
(I've heard today that her parents were part of the Marcos entourage, so that may explain her anti-liberalism and elitist attitudes towards fellow Americans of immigrant descent. A thoroughly "colonized mind", so to speak.)
Anyone else suspect that Ann Coulter can roll her head and reveal her "game face" like that Oni netsuke? If I ever expected to meet her, I'd make sure I had my sticky rice and some powerful sutras to throw. (either that or she's one of those Detachable Head vampire demons, the ones that seem like normal humans until the sun goes down, and then their heads come off and fly about looking for victims - Yes, I know way too much morbid world mythology for my own comfort)
garth, you forgot my personal nemesis, perky wholesome Kathleen "Big Brother Loves You!" Parker...
The big question is,
WHY DOES MICHELLE MALKIN HATE AMERICA??
the caption for that series should have been
"how not to make an o-face"
I pity the fool who marries a scary freak like that lady!!!
My wife and I attended the taping of the show. The audience was very hostile to her even though the show's producer had told us to be nice beforehand.
Nevertheless, since you are talking about looks here, Malkin was still, by far, the best looking person on that show, stacked as it was, three-against-one, as it always is.
"I've heard today that her parents were part of the Marcos entourage...."
Yeah, Neiwert tried to push this on me, too. A little Googling ought to cure your ignorance.
In picture number 4 the divine Ms. M. is showing excellent embouchure. Does she play trumpet, by any chance?
Oh great, now I'm horney!!!
Ms. Malkin is HELLO KITTY WITH A SWASTIKA, - the right-wing nihilist love her.
You want to know about Paul Ekman. He is a UCSF professor of psychology who discovered that these tiny, short-lived facial expressions— like you see on Michele Malkin's face in these pictures— can reveal that a person is deliberately lying.
Malcom Gladwell wrote a piece for The New Yorker awhile back about Ekman and his work that should make interesting reading.
Kewl. Haven't seen Queen Dragon Mom in quite some time.
this dumb bitch agrees with every complaint about George Bush, but still supports Bush
D L Hugley exposed her for the fool she is
Never mind the coyotes; those views are so terrifying they'd make JUDY Dean scream
You realize, of course, that none of those pictures are providing conclusive evidence that the divine Miss M is not the smokingest commentator in the United States. Because she is.
Back in the 1960s an older black man was profiled on television because he allegedly made a living lecturing KKK chapters (do they have 'chapters'?) on the 'natural athletic superiority' of African-Americans (who were called Negroes in those days).
This guy was a hit with the Klan because he was feeding their prejudice and fantasies; the Klan was a hit with him because they paid in cash, and apparently plenty of it.
Malkin and Keyes have a similar relationship with the GOP, I think. It's not amusing now, either.
As much as I disagree with many of her arguments, Malkin's political leaning and points of view does not make her an Uncle Tom or "sellout", as Mr.Koppenhoefer is obviously infering.
If you pick out individual video frames of ANYONE presenting an intense argument, you will find stuff like this.
This shows NOTHING about Michelle Malkin. It shows a lot about the dishonesty of those seeking to discredit her.
What a twit. She wasn't "presenting an intense argument", she was responding to being laughed at. And if you weren't so ignorant, you would know that she discredits herself by with her own words.
Malkin is a true Cundit. A highly paid media "ho" getting richer by throwing red meat to the loons.
Can't help it: I think she is much more beautiful on those images than on the one on her own page.
Heh. I checked out the picture on her site. I think she uses the same airbrush artist who did the Ayn Rand photos on her book covers.
Some hot Asian chick (and like it or not the chick is hot) feeding right-wing propaganda with a silver spoon, where are our “Hot Chicks gone Right-Wing”!!!!!
Just imagine the sparks that would fly in a Malkin--Vanden Heuval sandwich, even though Vanden Heuval's got some miles on her--that smug demeanor and those pursed lips and that tongue ready-to-spit for the workers would make it all worth while.
williamp, you're right. Individual frames CAN mkae anyone look foolish. If you'd seen the actual show, though, you'd know that these stills are pretty accurate representations of her only-slightly-restrained reaction to the audience. My wife and I had a great time waiting for her head to explode. Maybe she'll go all Scanners on us some other time. If she'd have not held back, brain matter would've ended up in D.L.'s drink. Pretty damned funny performance.
Oh, boy. These clips do not do justice to her at all.
I don't believe I've ever seen anyone exemplify the description "sour puss" better than she does. Frankly, I don't think she was surprised by the reaction. Rather, I thought she came off as one of those rightnuts who believes they are poor, waaaah, victims of the libr00l media.
I just laughed that she was completely incapable of actually acting like one of the typical loudmouths, but you could tell that she desperately wanted to follow in Ann's footsteps.
Not attractive huh?
You guys wouldn’t know what to do with a woman like that if you had her.
Which you don’t.
SHE IS A BITCH,,I THINK SHE JUST NEED GUY'S,OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PITY ON THE GUY,
i vote #2,like fighting to same demon ha ha ha ha ha,
Racists like Michelle Malkin (or FDR for that matter) have no business on a quality show like Real Time with Bill Marred
I can't stand Malkin. I also can't stand the sexualized insults hurled at her. I hated it when wingnuts did it to Margaret Cho, and I hate it now.
No, she is not hot. Sorry, but she just ain't. She's famous, and that's what makes people want to say she's hot, but she's not. She wasn't hot in her "sitting around the house in sweats" photos from her old site, she's not hot in the ridiculous shopping-mall glamour shot she uses now, and she's not hot on TV. She's not bad, but she's not hot.
Unfortunately, for the ignorant masses, famous + ok looking = hot.
Guys, lets be honest. She's not butt-ugly (on the outside anyway), but she's just NOT HOT.
As far as her views go, she's just another TV wannabe saying the idoitic things she has to say in order to get famous. I doubt she has any strong conviction really about anything, just pretends she does to fire up others.
That's not immoral in and of its self. It's the fact that what she says in order to fire up others and get famous (and, in turn, have slobbering idiots who obviously don't have much experience with hot women call her hot), consists mainly of lies that are hurtful others and hurtful to all of us as a society. That's what makes her an opportunistic immoral lowlife who hates our freedoms and is only worthy of being spat upon. That and the fact that she thinks she's hot when she's not.
Michelle Malkin deserves whatever ridicule she gets. If you choose to live in your irrational mind and believe stupidity, then don't be surprised when you get bitch-slapped by reality. As for those defending her, you're just as delusional and hopeless as she is.
whatisreality, you *know* that you and I share a lot of the same beliefs. I can assure you: I agree that Malkin's irrational, inane, and contemptible yammering can and should be met with appropriate force.
But Malkin provides plenty of ammo. There's no need to call her a Cundit or a ho, or to say she needs to get laid, or to pity the man who has to fuck her. Her opinions and beliefs are attack-worthy. Trashing her because she is (as I am) in constant possession of a vagina is just lame and diversionary.
I am not defending her. I am simply asking that we not get sidetracked by cheap shots. We need to work the mission.
UPDATE: Oopsie. I just now read this on kerry's August 17 entry:
"To those who are desperately attempting to read anything more into the post, than it being a direct taunting of a sad little winger who lost her cool when a broadcast audience laughed at her vapid stream of logic........ you have a right to your opinion but it's wrong."
Although I'm actually *not* opposed to direct taunting of a sad little winger, I get it now that I wasn't meant to analyze the implications.
Going away now.
I don't think she's attractive in the least , and I do find asian women attractive. She looks like a cheap asian hooker in "Platoon" or some other 'nam movie.
Ms. Malkin still looks better than Heinz-Kerry on her better days. Thanks Michelle you're doing a great job.
Oh, come on! Malkin was just tired of the tratment she was getting from Mahr's typically one-sided audience and standing up for herself, when some in the audience audibly sneered at things she had said.
If she was saying something we liked, we would be calling her a brave heroine, who knows how to stand up for herself.
Seems to me she is saying she is gonna round up all those liberals and put them in prison camps!
Did anyone else see her get ripped to shreds on Hardball with Chris Matthews last night?
I don't think we'll be seeing very much of her on the tube in the weeks ahead.
Thank you for the pics. What a skank.
I've been poking around the "Way Back Machine" for some old pics. She used to be a little hottie. Somehow, however, I think that with all that shit that comes out of her mouth, it makes her less attractive.
Here are all of the old archived links:
I can't seem to find the "sitting around the house in sweats" pics.
Perhaps I am grateful.
Avenger: She was on C-SPAN first thing this morning complaining about the treatment she "received" on Hardball last night. I predict she'll continue to spew rumor and innuendo until she becomes a pariah and then will swiftly morph into a self induced martyr, minus the angry mob with torches.
She was crying about the Hardball appearance on her blog this morning:
I hope someone murders all of you
I see that you guys have adopted the Micheal Moore editing techniques. I WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CRISTMAS IN CAMBODIA.
Nice photos, but you left out drawing in the thick-framed glasses to get the real stereotyped look, ya fucking bigot. Got any of O. Willis chomping on some watermelon, fuckwheat?
now that we're within spitting distance of invoking Godwin's law, it's time to turn off further commenting on this post. Frame by frame image grabs capture what they capture. Reading bigotry, hatred and ethnic slurs into this is ironic given the subject of most of Missy's recent writings.
Thanks for stopping by with the articulate profanity and early grave recommendations though.