Powell: "Mr. Bush, please accept my resignation." Bush: "Condi, get this turncoat outta my sight."
* Good news, we've got control of 100% of Fallujah. Bad news, we're no longer taking prisoners and are closing in on Saddam's legacy.
* Boycott Proctor & Gamble, they put gay-suggestive ads in gay magazines. We hate target marketing and have spies out buying fringe periodicals just to stay angry.
* Not only is Bush the *best* the GOP can offer the US, but now they're looking to change the Constitution in order to build a winning ticket in 2008.
* Bush is making the best of Clinton's *gutted* military right? We're not supposed to be nation builders and yet here we are on two fronts fighting and rebuilding. Clinton was just making it leaner and meaner, like the Rumsfeld approach to deployment of troops in Iraq.
* Let's form a coalition of outrage and get Crossfire fined by the FCC. Apparently it only takes 0.0000010274% of the population to get a show fined. Start with Bob "leaks like a full Depends" Novak, moving on to James "cranial rectal inversion" Carville.
* Tell me again why the leader of the Democrats in the Senate isn't the same person selected as the best candidate for a Democratic President? Don't dare us the "playing it safe" logic.
* Whatif whatif whatif... the GOP moderates all bail?
* Why does it matter, at all, what James Dobson thinks about policy or nominees for cabinet positions or judicial appointments? Why is the press allowing him to weigh in?
* Too much time on one's hands and an overwhelming fear of oral sex is a bad bad combination.
Posted by kerry at November 15, 2004 07:23 PM | TrackBackRE: Proctor & Gamble. First of all, what's a nice Christian type doing reading a gay magazine anyway? HELLO Closet! And secondly, the biggest reason they should be boycotted is because they do animal testing. (They are the makers of Iams pet food.) http://www.iamscruelty.com/ It's disgusting and I've been boycotting ALL P&G products for years. http://www.pg.com/products/usa_product_facts.jhtmlYes, it's a big-ass list of products but I can sleep at night. Heartless Mofos.
RE: Preznit Ah-nold. I'm not sure he'll make it that long. Steroid abuse has already done a fair amount of damage. Two words: Lyle Alzado
http://espn.go.com/classic/biography/s/Alzado_Lyle.html That shit will kill you in a horrible, slow and painful way, make no mistake. I think Ah-nold's days are numbered. Not saying I want the man dead. Just saying that it is very likely that steroid abuse will catch up with him before 2008.
RE: James Dobson. What a TOOL! His political opinion means as much to me as Paris Hilton's.
RE: Hwy 69. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT A MORON! That boy is so uptight you couldn't pull a needle out of his ass with a tractor. (Thanks to my dear old Dad for that gem. I miss the redneck sumbitch.)
Posted by: Lulu at November 15, 2004 08:47 PMThe Christian Right that have nothing better to do than get uppity over I-69, P&G's gay advertising in gay magazines, and the like really need to use that time being Christians by showing their true love of Christ in the form of Charity (as Paul once said). But instead they choose to use that time to legislate away our agency and without our agency we can hardly prove ourselves to God by being given choices between right and wrong and being able to choose, for ourselves, right over wrong. And I have yet to find one single example, in the limited writings of the New Testament, where Christ said "This is the truth. Now obey me or go to Hell." Not one. Does anybody really believe that God wants mindless and forced obedience? Guys like Mr. Dobson give Christ a bad name.
Posted by: andy at November 16, 2004 05:13 AMTwo Christians die and go to Heaven. At the Judgement they are asked to describe their lives and the first says that he had faith in Christ, accepted the atonement, obeyed the commandments, and fought to impose the will of Christ upon others by legislating those beliefs. The other says he had faith in Christ, accepted the atonement, obeyed the commandments, and taught others about the love of Christ by feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, healing the sick, and housing the homeless. So, who do you think gets into Heaven? He who used his time, money, and energy to impose the will of God on others or he who used his time, money, and energy to, as Christ did, help others?
Posted by: andy at November 16, 2004 05:18 AMRE I69: I agree with this. The number on this highway indicates that it needs to be driven with the same kind of focus and intensity as the sex act, and I don't need that kind of stress when I drive.
RE Arnold: I doubt an amendment will come to pass, as long as WWII vets are still alive (A Kraut in the Office?!?)
As far as the Marine shooting report, what in the world are cameras doing there? If the GE building is hit by terrorists, they may rethink these strategies.
At least that Marine allowed that man to die for his cause.
Posted by: CB at November 16, 2004 07:37 AM