Just In Case You Missed It
100monkeystyping are +1 again this week bring our total contributors to 3. Not so much to enhance or create balance (if Fox doesn't have to, neither do we) but to add flair, flavor and controversy.
Cheers and kudos to Lulu and Dave...
Surreality
* Michelle Malkin dropped for being “too stridently anti-liberal"? Can you be that today? Guess it wasn't about her stage presence.
* 2010, the year we quit blaming Clinton for our own ills. Too hopeful?
* 41 years is still not long enough for this to even be considered tasteful. Folks, it was one bullet, capable of making mid-air U-turns, maintaining original velocity and hitting two people. I know, the government told me.
* Lesson plan for the more dogmatic amongst us who believe the path to their own self-righteousness is legislating their perception of morality.
* Misattributed to Homer Simpson, but an amusing approach to selective law usage from the Old Testament.
* It's one thing to be misdirected or misinformed but to be so completely deluded that you buy every line your party feeds you does you and everyone of your readers a disservice.
During the campaign they conjured up all these imaginary misdeeds that President Bush and Vice President Cheney had engaged in, from their fantasies that they lied about Iraqi WMD to the distribution of favors to Halliburton to augment VP Cheney's blind-trusted pocketbook. Each of their fraudulent claims was too preposterous to be taken seriously by any but the gullible class, many of whom were taken in by sheer repetition.
David, honey... you been sucking down the last of Rush's stash while he's in detox? Democrats have no illusion that this administration will take anyone's positions into consideration but their own. It would though, be refreshing as a Fresca in Death Valley if one piece of socially responsible legislation were allowed just enough sunlight to see if it'd grow into something that might help out the other 49% of the voting populace you so gleefully scorn. Putz.
I'll bet the FANTASY LAND where David Limbaugh resides has brightly colored day-glo RAINBOWS and UNICORNS too! And the trees are made of GUMDROPS and the houses are CHOCOLATE.....with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. And oh, oh! Cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over your head! Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies!
HEY. WAIT A MINUTE. That Dude is SO HIGH!
Posted by: Lulu at November 22, 2004 01:30 PMGod, how hard must it be to go through life when your only claim to fame is being Rush Limbaugh's stupider and more dishonest brother? I bet his favourite Marx Brother is Gummo.
Also:
The liberal chattering class has literally gone off its collective rocker.
Literally? Really? I'm old enough to remember when conservatarians fancied themselves as the guardians of the English language.
Posted by: dave at November 22, 2004 02:21 PM