What a couple of Jackasses. First, Not-My-Preznit - SHRUB - displaying his usual ignorant-ass behavior at an event honoring a truly great leader and President, Bill Clinton. When the presidents were announced, Bush tried to push his way past Clinton at the library door to be first in line, against the already accepted protocol for the event, as though the walk to the platform was a contest for alpha male. Second, this douche bag. Mr. “I change Constitutions, I put churches in schools….” demonstrating his irrepressible charm. Dopey and Grumpy, just a couple of dwarves overcompensating for their tiny penises.
Our Moral Values. More from George Lakoff, author of the best-selling Don't Think of an Elephant! Know Your Values and Frame the Debate. “If we communicate our values clearly, most people will recognize them as more deeply American than those put forth by conservatives.” Let’s hear it for 55 million highly moral, patriotic Americans! HELL YEA!
Living in Sin. The Plaid Adder from November 17th. I’m a little behind in my reading because, well, I have a LIFE, but this one is worth checking out.
The Peter Principle and the Neocon Coup. This was posted in THE NATION online November 16th. I know, I know! See above item for explanation of dated-by-internet-standards material included in this post. BTW, The Peter Principle states that in a hierarchically structured administration, people tend to be promoted up to their "level of incompetence". There has never been a better example of the highest levels of bureaucracy being filled by the most incompetent, than the G.Dub Administration. Period.
NICHOLAS KRISTOF over at THE NEW YORK TIMES has a bet for Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, co-authors of the (No Bigoted-Homophobic-Right-Wing-Fundamentalist-Bible-Thumping-Fear-Mongering-Radical-Christian-Asswipe) LEFT BEHIND series. “This isn’t religion. This is brand management.” Hey Dudes, in case of Rapture, can I have your car?
Another Reason to Boycott Proctor & Gamble. Mark Morford, my fave columnist at the SF Gate, on The Rule of Gluttony and ScentStories. Saturation has been reached. Every new household product is now just a silly mutation, a gross plasticized landfill-clogging exaggeration of something simple and functional that came before, brooms to blenders to bread machines to the Swiffer WetJet to Scrubbing Bubbles™ Fresh Brush™ Toilet Cleaning System. You're choking on it.
The Bush Survival Bible. Sounds like it might be helpful and barring that, at least entertaining.
And I'll close with a few great quotes about War.
How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read. -- Karl Kraus
To die for an idea is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true? -- H.L. Mencken
There are no warlike peoples -- just warlike leaders. -- Ralph Bunche
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. -- Jeannette Rankin
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
Oh.. poor Lulu .. nightmares and living in fear? Of what? Oh yeah.. I remember now ...
That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won. That we won.
--still laughing AT you ... love and kisses.
Posted by: Bill O at November 29, 2004 11:15 AMSad, Pathetic, Desperate-for-Attention Bill,
What's the matter, Sugar? Even the folks at Bible Study won't talk to you anymore? Doesn't ANYONE like you? Did you try the mouthwash and soap & water like I suggested? Hmmmm? Now Bill, how am I supposed to HELP if you won't follow instructions?
It's lamentable (look it up, Bill) that you have nowhere else to go. No other form of entertainment. No friends, no family willing to spend time with you. No life at all. I can see your tear-stained dingy white t-shirt from here, Bill. It's heartbreaking. Truly heartbreaking. ***SIGH***
So if you must visit us here to jerk off, by all means wack away. Admittedly, it IS a rather esoteric perversion (that's www.m-w.com/dictionary), but whatever floats your boat, Bill. Live and let live, that's what I say.
XOXO,
Lulu :-)
