100 monkeys typing.

It was a dark and stormy night

Family Values reveals its heaving bosom:

Esther gave a quick nod, and while Sophie sat down, the girl went to the mantelpiece and began rearranging things on it. Soon she moved to the floor, where she began making a pattern with objects from the mantelpiece. She was sitting with her legs bent in inverted V's, and when she leaned back on her arms to consider her arrangement, Sophie saw that the front of her dress strained slightly. Her breasts were growing, and Sophie wondered if she had begun to menstruate yet.

Lynne Cheney's "Sisters", lovingly typed and posted on the internets for the one-handed reading pleasure of conservatarians everywhere.