QOTD
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've said that...
More News with Less Reverence
* Dear underpaid Red State voter, they're your taxes, you should know how they're being manipulated. Wasn't it Bush who said, "It's your money". Remind him.
* The dominant paradigm is wrong. Forget everything you've heard. Unlearn the learnin'. The Defense Department has determined Muslim's hate our policies not our low price bacon, trash TV, penchant for styrofoam and the overwhelming need to express our "freedom through dicksizing.
* My Eyes! My Eyes! Oh the pain! The hor...ror. Will Volume One, Edition Two have "Eagles Soar" on it? On the upside, he did make us safer and has booked Rapmaster Ridge on the Clue Train ride outta DC.
* Suzanne Fields this week, takes time out of her vastly crowded schedule to provide a public service for all the red-staters. She reviews "Desperate Housewives" and determines what's really missing from her own life, besides desperation and a wife... the answer to the question 'what do women want'.
* Isn't this supposed to be 4-8 year progression when you're *in* office?
* The best defense is a strong offense. We should give these guys millions of dollars a month and an open credit line with our defense contractors.
Sustenance for Consideration
* Absolutely fascinating that after centuries of intellectual growth, there are still those who hold firmly to the belief system that the world was created by an unseen god within a non-standard work week. Passed on as truth to us, by people who believed in slaughtering lambs to ensure a good crop and talking burning bushes. Maybe, just maybe, this creator wanted us to discover carbon dating for a reason. Maybe we were meant to figure out the keys to evolution and to learn from the lesson of survival of the fittest to become, in fact, the fittest. Maybe? Why does Moses' interpretation carry more weight for some than a modern day paleontologist? This is the guy who led an entire nation of people in circles in the desert for forty years and made them eat crushed gold dust when he got pissed off. It's fine to want to base a dogma off a guy like this, it's another thing to use it as the cornerstone of science.
Posted by kerry at November 30, 2004 08:20 AM | TrackBackGlo-thong. Illuminate the positive, that's what I always say! This plus landing lights installed on your inner thighs is all you need to keep 'em on the "right track."
Tax Code Overhaul. G.Dub = Festering Hemorrhoidal Asshole. Quick! Smear him with Prep. H! Maybe he'll shrink and eventually just disappear altogether. I can dream can't I?
Muslim's Hate Our Policies. Great Minds think alike, Kerry. And notice we were blogging at the same time? We're, like, psychically linked Dude!
Ashcroft & Bacon. I'll take mine with a side of bile, please. WTF? Is that SPRAY-ON hair?
Ridge departs. To "give personal and family matters a higher priority." Translation. "Blow me. I'm outta here."
Suzanne Fields. Why would anyone give a shit what the boob tube is serving? How the f*ck is this even column worthy? Why do you think they call it PROGRAMMING? TURN IT OFF. Pick up a book for Chrissakes!
Yushchenko. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
Death in Gaza. I have not the words.
Establishing a Theocracy in the U.S. Well said, Kerry. And then when the link opened I f*ckin' laughed my ass off! Thanks for introducing me to this blogger.
Posted by: Lulu at November 30, 2004 09:33 AM