* Keeping with the effort of restoring honor and dignity, Preznit Boosh has nominated Bernie Kerik to replace out going Tom "Heartbreak" Ridge as head of the Department of Fatherland Security. I feel safer already.
* Speaking of safety, man we're really Iraqing and rolling in the adjunct war on perceived threats. With the successes seen after Mission was Accomplished and the Turnover, post election glee's *really* going to have an impact.
* Boycott Target!!!! Why? Um, they're cool with homosexuality, why else... other than their hatred for incessant bell ringing.
* Right or wrong, no one should be canned for voicing an opinion. Institute a "do you believe in GodMel Gibson litmus test for hiring maybe....
* White House press corps, testicle free since 2000. Please donate to the Cajones for Correspondents Fund.
* Condi, starring in her best role yet.
* Headlines we'd like to see. Click now, guaranteed to be 'cease and desisted' soon.
* International Economics 101.
The United States is expected to borrow $670 billion this year from the rest of the world, according to estimates last week by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development.(...)
In fact, the lower dollar can do only part of the job. Nearly all the economic doctors advise the United States to take steps to save more so it relies less on foreign borrowing, and most of them say that means cutting the federal deficit.