Holidy Gift Ideas
* Pre-order now and have it shipped to your door in time to ring in the new Kwanzaa.
* For the holidays, I want to re-live my childhood, cowering behind the sofa scared to death of the end times and positive that no matter what I did to prevent being "left behind" I was doomed.
With Love, from the Heart
* In accordance with Christ's teachings, another blow is dealt to the unclean who walk amongst us. Accept not, that which frightens and confuses you...
* Beauty pageant's are like giving birth...... with much less pain and ookey ookey goo.
* Muff-in diving for fun and profit. Fantastic reading and real insight into what life in the current White House must be like.
* What no safe word? Kiiiiiinky.
If he turns and tries to look at you, say, "Look at your hands." (You should still be all business and under control, no yelling.) Then give them one firm swat on the spot God designated. If he puts his hands behind him and turns around screaming as though you have killed him, firmly say, "Turn around and put your hands back on the chair. If you move this time, you are going to get another swat." Then give another swat. If he screams way too loud just to get back at you, tell him to "be quiet", and give another swat. Take your time. Don't get angry at all. Stern is okay, angry is not. wash rinse repeat as necessary
Operation Desert Righteousness
* Lost hearts and minds, settling for pancreas and sphincter.
* I can't imagine why we haven't won them over... we sent in trained SEALS to perform and still they're not happy.
* The US Consulate in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia was attacked? Who saw that coming? A nation that prides itself on only exporting peace and prosperity now experiencing this type of violence? What is this world coming to?
Back Here at Home
* Terrorism's not nearly as scary, when you compare it to the concept of shoring up an entire nation's safety net with foreign debt.
* Truth, being stranger than fiction, makes for an intringuing and creepy read. Bidness as unusual in Florida. via a reader
Posted by kerry at December 7, 2004 02:59 AM | TrackBackI had already picked up a copy of Left Behind to give to Toby for Christmas, but if you think that the Thief In The Night series is better, I'll defer to your proper authoritah.
Posted by: dave at December 7, 2004 04:54 AMMy Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
At: http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman
Your jaw will drop!