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December 09, 2004

"I couldn't find any Frankenstein, so I brought a Tickle-me-Elmo from my own private collection," remarked the Wise Man from the West

Church leaders united on Wednesday to condemn a Christmas Nativity tableau depicting soccer star David Beckham as Joseph and his pop singer wife Victoria as the Virgin Mary.

"I definitely want [the baby] to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."

Although, the article does go on to prove that satire is not dead:

Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh star as The Three Wise Men.

Posted by dave at December 9, 2004 05:33 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Graham Norton as one of the Shepherds seals it for me! The best nativity EVER! Thanks, Dave, for making my day.

Posted by: Lulu at December 9, 2004 07:38 AM

are these complaining church leaders the same ones who are buggering children? if it is, then fuck them.

Posted by: the drunken cheerleader at December 9, 2004 01:36 PM