* When your child plays with the kids over at 668 Armageddon Drive, they're still visiting the neighbor of the beast. Proximity to evil is still evil.
* When North Korea comes knocking, they'll do it under a cover of... precipitation. File under pitiful.
* Ten year old girl comes to school with scissors. What do you do? Cuff the bitch.
* When a homophobe spends his spare time reading free gay magazines, is he simply fueling the smoldering fire inside or secretly searching for something?
* God Gene. Folks, if someone's not snagging this *right* now as a band name they're missing out a fantastic opportunity. Plus, the degree to which it's guaranteed to bunch Limbaugh's shorts is immeasurable.
* You've pulled yourself up off of welfare. You've struggled to succeed. Climbed the ladder of success. Now what? Begin sawing off the rungs below you.
* Baghdad's green zone has recently been up-hued to the YELLOW ZONE.
Posted by kerry at December 14, 2004 10:58 AM | TrackBack