100 monkeys typing.

Although, on the other hand, maybe it's not really fence-sitting

The good people at The Register attach their tinfoil hats and start parsing the HTML at apple.com, concluding that a G5 Powerbook may or may not be imminent.

In the process, they come up with what is definitely the best example of fence-sitting imaginible, probably:

Certainly the PowerBook G5 is probably the most eagerly awaited machine Apple has yet to produce.