My fellow Americans, what we have today in this country is a crisis. A crisis of confidence in Social Security. The people I speak to with regularity have convinced me that without my personal interference we will incur a tragedy of 9/11 proportions. In 37 years, after I've gone home to Jesus, at this rate, we will only be able to pay out 80% of benefits. In order to prop up this tsunami of impending doom we're looking to enlist the assistance of the expert resources provided to us on Wall Street. By investing approximately 1.2 trillion dollars, borrowed from the Chinese, to restructure the way your money is invested we guarantee that the crisis will be reduced significantly in comparison to the burden of the national debt. Over the long-term as your money is wisely managed by the upstanding brokers we choose, we anticipate a boost to the primary stock indices as well as a drip-like trickle down to those least in need. Trust us. Freedom, Liberty (repeat 30x each)
Thank you and God bless the selected few.
Posted by kerry at February 2, 2005 03:54 AM | TrackBackMy fellow Americans, what we have today is the biggest con job and rip off of the American public in the history of the Republic.
Posted by: Liberal AND Proud at February 3, 2005 06:44 AM