Twig had nothing new to say, just the same old tiresome lies. To recap: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, LIE OUT MY ASS. Blah, blah, blah, blah, LIE SOME MORE. Blah, blah, blah, PUBLICITY STUNT. Blah, blah, PHOTO OP. Blah, blah, MORONS WILL EAT THIS SHIT WITH A SPOON WHILE MY ‘BASE’ WILL LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! Blah, Blah, Blah, Lie, Lie, Lie. Thanks for the $$ Chumps!” If you looked very closely you could see Karl’s hand shoved up G.Dub’s ass. Pretty soon they’ll just prop up a cardboard cutout of Shrub and let Karl deliver the speech. OY.
We could all use a laugh today so, Fellow Patriots, here are a few fun items and one call to action. To close out, some lovely quotes to ponder.
The Camel Toe Report. The song was funny but not since Mullets Galore have I laughed this hard at a website.
The Worst Wedding Toast Ever. I heard this on This American Life last month and was thrilled to find it on the web. I’ve heard some pretty awful wedding toasts but this one….well, it’s REALLY special. Hilariously inappropriate.
U.S. Children Still Traumatized one year after seeing partially exposed breast on TV. The children's drawings are a hoot. The Onion. Still some of the best news reporting around!
BEER! Is there anything it can’t do?
The time is now. The Principles Project. Join the discussion today! WE are the future.
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Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side. – Claude McDonald
Democracy’s real test lies in its respect for minority opinion. – Ellery Sedgewick
Our political institutions work remarkably well. They are designed to clang against each other. The noise is democracy at work. - Michael Novak
Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be. – Sydney J. Harris
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers.
Don't forget: Shrub has never met a publicity stunt he didn't like. We Texans have been watching this cat for years. It's like being constantly constipated.
BTW,I blogrolled ya. Found you via www.blogamy.com and I liked your site. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Kat at February 3, 2005 05:37 PM