March 28, 2005

Metaphor Mania

Rapmaster Dougie G gits awl jiggy wichit dis week. Slammin' down da funky 'phors ta gitcha closa to da G-O-D.

Y’know the type: the eye-fluttering, angel-seeing, super-spiritual religious caricature who is so heavenly minded that he is no earthly good; the sort who dreams about how he would rather be in heaven while he tints his windows against the headaches here on the earth.

Shorter: Blind literalists with rose colored glasses.

Well, even though grass-munching bovine lethargy might go down in our current scat-laden Laodicean culture, it does not, has not and will not fly with our concerned Creator.

Shorter: God hates shit-assed lazy cows.

Posted by kerry at March 28, 2005 03:17 AM | TrackBack
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