When life serves you lemons, make a lemon launcher.
* Bulldogs drool a lot, they are some of the most lethargic of the canine family and are mouth breathers. Sound familiar?
* Tom DeLay for President. It's the only chance the Theocons have of maintaining their legacy of returning honor and dignity to the White House.
* What are the odds, this will make a difference? It's not making it past my cynicism sensors.
* The dollar's falling, student performance is on the decline and nationally our healthcare is in shambles. Best nation in the world, on a sliding scale.
* What's on Bush's Ipod? If you guessed "bland", just off the top of your head, you don't need to read the article.
* Apologies to PETA... Durn it Wisconsin, if yer gonna hunt it, eat it.
* The reigning sex kitten of the feminist movement has shuffled off this mortal coil. Vast wells of anger and bitterness up for grabs...
* We have nothing to fear but fear itself... well, that and these guys.
Posted by kerry at April 12, 2005 03:32 AM | TrackBack