* The Minnow sank in the harbor.
* Grey Poupon on a shit sandwich does not improve the taste.
* Apples vs oranges. Oranges don't create external bruising when used with an athletic sock.
* Bad Americans! Bad Bad Americans. Focusing on the collapsing dollar and skyrocketing deficit when we've created the perfect gay aborted war for your entertainment.
* Hillary has to be a lesbian. How else can her ability to bunch panties be explained?
* If a voice of reason speaks in the wilderness and the audience has their fingers in their ears and heads up their asses, does he make a sound?
* Pragmatic, dogmatic and theocratic. Which of these, is not like the other...