June 15, 2005

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Water

Crapatopia

* James Sensenbrenner hates democracy and open debate. Think he'll shut debate down if he manages to bring this to the floor?

* I think it's fair now, to assume that Bill Frist applies the same level of scrutiny to legislating and supporting his constituency that he does when providing pro-bono diagnostic services to invalids.

* Whatchugit when yer ferrus. Oil. Black Gold. Texas Tea.

* Super. How long before the Vatican boycotts 2000 year old legacy date palms?

The Judean date is chronicled in the Bible, Quran and ancient literature for its diverse powers -- from an aphrodisiac to a contraceptive -- and as a cure for a wide range of diseases including cancer, malaria and toothache.

Reading Townhall So You Don't Have To.

* John Stossel blames Clinton for Medicare funded Viagra. Surge in popularity, maybe... funding, probably not.

* Brent Bozell is angry at the media for not grilling Clinton in interviews as hard as Bush is being grilled. Forgetting who's making policy apparently.

* The Virgin Ben is proud of his virginity and his ability to speak with authority on everyone else's morality. He forgot to blame Clinton for the surge in blowjob popularity.

Posted by kerry at June 15, 2005 08:36 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Hey Kerry, initially when I read about the proposed amendment I was flabbergasted and angry but then it occurred to me that maybe repealing the 22nd Amendment doesn't have to be all that scarey. Okay, the obvious travesty of f*cking with the Constitution, of course, is appalling but think about it. Wouldn't Bill Clinton then be able to run for President again? In a race between DUH-bya (hands down the stupidest man ever to rob, cheat and steal his way into the presidency) and Bill (hands down the most brilliant politician of our time and well loved by the majority of citizens in this country), who do you think would win? If he had been able to run for another term, he certainly would have won. If any one person could turn things around and repair the extensive damage done by the Bush administration, Bill Clinton could! What d'ya think?

Posted by: lulu at June 16, 2005 08:20 AM
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