July 19, 2005

$847.63

Catchin' up with Snark

* The closer and deeper a relationship gets, the more likely you are to see one or the other of the two finish each other's sentences. It shows a sense of oneness, a joining of the minds. When it shows up in print (Colson & Murchison), it's a little creepy and comes across as group think.

* It doesn't have to be inevitable, however possible.

* African Americans don't work for the Klan, white power boys aren't interning at the NAACP and yet... a gay man would work for Rick Santorum. wow.

* Hi, my name is Joel Stein. On the floor there ,you can see the slaughtered remains of my inner child. Please ignore the mess, I'm busy trying to prove how superior I am by not reading a Harry Potter book.

* The White House press corps have been going above and beyond the call of duty recently. Not *only* have they been asking real questions, but they're assisting Scott "doughboy" McClellan with his love handles. Like the soap scene from "Fight Club".

* If anything needed some gorilla marketing a la "Andre the Giant has a Posse", this does.

* When will the proponents of Old Testament law start reading the rest of Leviticus and looking deep into that "Pandora's Box"?

* Flip flopping is fine as long as you're a.) not a Democrat and b.) not doing it in a campaign.

Posted by kerry at July 19, 2005 02:36 AM
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