I may never march in the Infantry, Ride in the Calvary, Shoot the artillery. I may never zoom o'er the enemy, But I'm in the Lord's Army.
* Ah, Rush Limbaugh. You can always count on him to embody all that is good and righteous about the United States. To be the front runner in compassionate conservativism and be the welcome wagon outside the "big tent" of the Republican Party.
* Please dress appropriately, we cannot guarantee your safety.
* Democracy and freedom are such slippery concepts.
* The TSA, keeping the nation safe from infants since '01.
* You spoil a child by never saying no. What is it when it's your government?
It's not just infants...the Dept. of Homeland Security is protecting us from puppets, too.
