September 11, 2005

Translation: You're On Your Own

For me, watching Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco handle the New Orleans/ Louisiana debacle is like watching Moe and Curly trying to work a Rubik’s cube. Those two gave me all the relief that half a Tums did the other night after eating three grease laden chimichangas covered in Scorned Woman Habanera Pepper Sauce®. Suffice it to say, after watching this entire fiasco unfold on the Gulf Coast, that I’m not getting the “our homeland is secured” feeling from Homeland Security.

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And this is probably just what OBL and his tribe from hell wants you to think—even though they have made it abundantly clear that they are going to attempt to kill at least four million of us, and that they will do it with nuclear weapons which we know are already in their possession. What Osama wants to do to us will make Katrina look like Chucky Cheese. Al Qaeda dreams of an American Nagasaki.

Ah, Dougie. Always with the happy thoughts. So if your city's decimated by Osama and the Boys, remember... it's your mayor's fault. Federal dollars are just for show and as for us not finding Osama yet... LOOK, A BIRDY!!!

Posted by kerry at September 11, 2005 01:56 PM
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But Dougie, your president is on record as saying "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." And "I am truly not that concerned about him." So why are you so worried? Clearly our leader will keep us safe from terrorism. By second-guessing him, you're just interfering with his efforts to protect us. You're pointing out how ill-prepared we are. You're giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Why do you hate America? You are a very bad man, and they ought to ship you off to Gitmo for your treasonous writing.

Posted by: Peter Dubuque at September 12, 2005 04:47 AM
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