A true believer in the tenents of the GOP faith, one can trust that not only do those on the right, talk the talk, but they also walk the walk. A true member of God's Own Party would never deviate from the straight and narrow and we can be assured beyond a shadow of a doubt that for Harriet, being above reproach would be an understatment.
Therefore we can assume that:
A Republican stalwart who, being a defender of the faith, ripe with all the right qualities to champion both the Constitution and the core principles of her Dear Leader, being unmarried for these 60+ years is in fact, a virgin.
Didn't Nostradomus speak of this when he said:
"A deciding yet inexperienced voice shall be chosen, whose unexplored uterus will speak for the masses on behalf of the ignorant".
Posted by kerry at October 10, 2005 06:21 AM