Jumpstart yer Heart
* Now introducing, The Federal Association Governing Journalistic Overview & Behavior or FAG-JOB for short. Ain't it gonna be fun touting freedom overseas and attack free speech at home?
* Tired of asking 'want fries with that'? Feeling like your overqualified and would rather be in a job that tasks you beyond your Peter Principle limit? Can you suck up better than anyone you know? Jobs guaranteed here.
* Bush declares God speaks to him. The White House denies it. God weighed in and stated that he does, in fact, speak to Bush. Bush just doesn't possess the skills required to listen and interpret effectively.
* Now if they'd just take out the killing, the harlots, the incest and the eye plucking stuff... I could let my kid read it.
* The Clenis, still wielding more power than a thousand suns. Harness the power of the Clenis.
* "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know". NYC's decided to act on all of Rumsfeld's suspicions.
QOTD
As top Bush aide Karl Rove prepares for his fourth grand-jury appearance, the federal probe into who leaked CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity to the media is believed to be wrapping up. But the investigation has taken a toll on White House aides, many of whom now fear that the special counsel, Patrick Fitzgerald, is intent on issuing indictments. "Fitzgerald's office, although very professional, has been very aggressive in pursuing people," the adviser said. "These guys are bullies, and they threaten you."
Well it's no wonder the administration doesn't like this guy, his performance is the complete opposite of what we've come to expect from the Republicans in Charge. (see: osama)
Posted by kerry at October 11, 2005 03:47 AM