Dear Lord.
Thank you for congressmen and women who are wise enough to value tax cuts over social welfare and spending over restraint
Thank you for giving us enemies we can kill elsewhere so we don't have to fight each other at home.
Thank you for your people without which, we'd never know the wonder of hating people different than ourselves.
Thank you for giving us your son, in who's name we can overrule personal choice and invade privacy.
Thank you for the word dominion which gives us the right to eat, drill, mine and blast anything we please.
Thank you for the 3 parallel religions; Judaism, Islam & Christianity. We'd have no Fox News without them.
Thank you most of all for helping all the right teams win on the football field each week.
Amen.
Posted by kerry at November 22, 2005 04:05 AM