Pardon a fucking turkey?
The 35-pound Marshmallow was raised on a farm in Henning, Minn. Bush says the bird's probably going to feel pretty good ''strutting around sunny California.''
Bush leaned over and whispered to the turkey, "Bet this would really piss off Karla Faye Tucker" and then turned to Rove and winked.
Posted by kerry at November 22, 2005 10:26 AMThe President then nomiated the turkey to be head of FEMA. "You're doing a heckuvajob, Turkey" the President went on to add.
Posted by: dave at November 22, 2005 10:59 AMIt could be worse. I thought for sure that Scooter was going to come lumbering up the white house lawn in a turkey suit, and Bush would conclude with "Heh! Heh! Heh! I'm serious."
Posted by: Nephew Matt at November 23, 2005 04:22 AM