January 12, 2006

Erudite Elocution

THIS JUST IN.... Alito has stated that, under no circumstances would he ever seek an abortion.

We now return you to the other stories, now in progress.

* The Swift Boat Veterns for Random Smear and Slander need to get their engines idling. It's going to be a busy year. With the number of Democratic Veterans running this year it's going to be tricky balancing the military vote and questioning the patriotism of so many simultaneously.

* Remember, if you question the blundering dumbfuckedness of Bush's plans, the horrible planning and complete absence of effective follow-through, it gives the enemy strength. Just stop it. Stroke the prez, you know he wants it.

* Republican majority leadership. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

* Rule of Thumb. Ensure you get your Congressional Medal of Freedom before your book comes out.

* No thanks, I'd like someone who can craft a message, stay on it and then, well, win.

* Mrs. Alito, those better be tears of joy over the guarantee the GOP majority's given your husband on his nomination. If they're not, and you can't handle your husband undergoing a little tough questioning for a lifetime appointment, please leave the room.

* Eason Jordan... you keeping notes on this? I say you've got enough anectdotes for a book by now. Just another of the many freedoms we offer.

Posted by kerry at January 12, 2006 02:06 AM
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