Went something like this:
Blah, blah,blah…..
- Freedom = 11 times
- Fear = 5 times
- Courage = 4 times
- Nook-U-Lar = three times
- 8:25 pm = Trot out the fallen soldier’s family. GOOD GOD MAN! HAVE YOU NO SHAME? (I know the answer. Unfortunately.)
- Blah, blah, blah…..A lot of empty promises.
- NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND? Who the fuck left that in there? Not funded, you monumental freakin’ IDGIT!
- About this time I was prepared to throw something at the television but then the cameras showed Rex. Aww. I’m a sucker for a German Shepherd. What a sweetie!
- “Statistics” on drug use, abortion and births by teenage mothers. ALL LIES. He is quite literally making this shit up.
- “Human life is a gift from our Creator and that gift should never be devalued, discarded or put up for sale.” And there we have it, his nod to the RADICAL, FUNDAMENTALIST, RIGHT-WING CRAZIES, better known as his BASE. And excuse me – Just who the fuck is trying to clone animal/human hybrids besides Dr. Mephisto on South Park?
- Sweet Tap-Dancing Jesus, Man, have you been drinking? The slurring is getting worse.
- Say it with me, "Spying on American citizens is necessary and you LOVE it!"
- Somewhere near the end he said, “Moral commitments of this land.” WTF?
- As far as those bright and shiney domestic programs he paraded out there….yea, right. Let’s just wait to see the budget.
- Predictable, tedious and the equivalent of re-gifting. UGH.
Worst. President. Ever.